First thing I’m gonna tell you about this little game is that the soundtrack was done by the amazing soundchip band, Anamanaguchi. Their music is done using old video game sounds taken from a hacked Nintendo Entertainment System. Totally reminiscent of 1990s gaming in regards to the gameplay, the visuals, and, of course, the soundtrack. [...]
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Tags: beat 'em up, canada, evil, ex-boyfriends, fashion, fast paced, graphic novel, pixel art, seven, soundchip 
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I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again. I do not want to review this piece of shit of a game. I know I’m supposed to wait before I dump personal opinions into reviews, maybe offer a view of the gameplay mechanics first, but this game is such a goddamned disappointment. I’m no novice [...]
Posted in Mech Fighter, MMO, Shooter Tags: buy this and I'll hunt you down, crap, customization, don't play it, dumb, explosions, giant, guns, mechs, pointless, shit, useless No Comments »
Feminists beware, you’re in for a scare. … No, I’m kidding. It’s a cute, whimsical game meant for multiplayer fun-time and boredom killing. It’s not some allegorical misogynist message saying that all women are fat and need to be saved by bearded midgets with squeaky voices. No, I’m not judging midgets with squeaky voices either. [...]
Yeah, I know the second one’s out. Leave me alone. I’m reviewing the first one because I adore the nature of the game itself, and I know how to appreciate the roots of quality games. So there. Little Big Planet’s name is outrageously accurate. If you play the campaign and take it at face value, [...]
Posted in Puzzle Games, Sandbox, Strategy Tags: action platformer, cooperative, creative, humor, mechanisms, multiplayer, sackboy, skins No Comments »
This is a very obscure game. I mean, I haven’t heard a thing about it or any prior versions up until I encountered it browsing through the Playstation Network. Even then, I just bought it on a whim, as the game itself was less than ten dollars. Million dollar question, how can a cheap PsN [...]
Posted in Fantasy, Fighter, Shooter Tags: adorable, anime, bullet hell, cute, explosions, guns, lasers, missiles, nukes, robots, spam No Comments »
Alright, so normally I don’t review stuff on Steam, but I gotta say, Killing floor is one hell of a good game. It’s got its ups and downs, no doubt about that, but it’s honestly the first game of its kind that I’ve encountered. Not saying that I’ve played every video game to exist, but [...]
Posted in FPS Games, Horror, Sandbox, Shooter Tags: blood, co-op, dismemberment, gore, guns, multiplayer, special infected, Steam, survival, trader, zombies No Comments »
I’m pretty sure this was the game where they had a bunch of moms come in to marvel at the grody horror that was Dead Space 2’s various death cinematics and twisted Necromorphs. It was a stupid idea, seeing as selling a game based on blood and gore alone implies weak characters, plot, etc. However, [...]
Posted in Horror, Shooter Tags: blood, isaac clarke, marker, mutants, necromorph, nicole brennan, run away, scary, unitology, visceral games No Comments »
