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The Dragon’s Crown Crew

Dragon's Crown

It’s about damn time I reviewed Dragon’s Crown in all of its side-scrolling beat-em-up glory. The, ah, controversy surrounding the art style is hardly as fun as playing the damn game. I’m certain I’m not alone in saying that Vanillaware is the video game company that you can trust in this modern age of shitty […]

Dragon’s Crown, Complainer Disclaimer

Dragon's Crown

I would have loved to make my first review of Dragon’s Crown a gleaming article full of praise and nuance, but it looks like I’m going to have to break down the game’s art style so all you super sensitive types can get past the box art and actually enjoy the damn game. If you’re […]

Armored Core Verdict Day, the Polished Shit

Armored Core Verdict Day

I guess they had enough money left to make another one. What a goddamned shame, eh? Armored Core Verdict Day falls short in terms of quality in the exact same way Armored Core V does, but I suppose having a sequel for the sake of a sequel trumps the drive to output quality video games. […]

Ps3 Gamer Zone’s Top Five Worst Games

If games like these keep coming out, the future of the gaming industry is bleak. These are five of the most unpleasant video games I’ve ever encountered, and as such, this list should be considered a practical means by which to avoid throwing money away on forgettable and un-fun games. Prepare yourself for an onslaught […]

Xbox 360 or Ps3?

Xbox 360 or Ps3

Well, it’s that time again. Time for the next-gen consoles to come out. Time for everyone to argue about which one is better and which one is just the same as the last only with a new name. Personally, I’ve gotten sick of all that console crap and moved to PC while still enjoying the […]

BioShock Infinite Take Two, Complaints and Combat

Bioshock Infinite

Forewarning: This isn’t so much a review as it is a mish-mash of thoughts, combat overview doodads, and partially relevant hints. Hopefully you’ll learn something useful. I’ve read a lot of heavy criticism regarding the high level of violence in BioShock Infinite. Some believe that it distracts from the game’s complex and meaningful story. The […]

Bioshock Infinite Redefines Reality

Bioshock Infinite

Yes. This game redefines reality. After you play it, everything in the universe changes and yet you aren’t aware of it because you too are altered. Deep, huh? There’s a certain ironic nuance between Bioshock Infinite and its two precursors. Where the first two are linked directly and bound to the same in-game universe, Bioshock […]

Lollipop Chainsaw, Sparkle Hunting Fabulous

Lollipop Chainsaw

Lollipop Chainsaw is the first Suda51 game I’ve played, and it’s probably not going to be the last. It invokes a series of adjectives that I would typically not use when describing a video game: Spunky, satirical, immature yet hilarious, and absolutely fun. It’s got a great soundtrack, a grody-sparkly-faaabulous visual theme, and lovely gameplay. […]

Dead or Alive 5 Not Quite T&A

Dead or Alive 5

This isn’t going to be a very big review. It’d be more accurate to think of it as a “first impression” sort of thing. Of the series in entirety, Dead or Alive 5 is the only game I’ve played, thus I’m not going to unleash any in-depth criticism until I’ve played it a lot more. […]

Dead Space 3, Deader is Better

Dead Space 3

After having played Dead Space 3 all the way through, tested all the gun parts, died on nearly all the action input sequences, and grappled with every necromorph with the gall to hump me with bladed arms. Final take? Yes and yes please. The gradual shift to action horror was flawless, the end result was […]

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