Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Midna’s Bitch

That’s right. That’s what you are. I’ll get to why you’re her bitch and who she even is in a little bit, but first, I would like to say how pleased I am that this game was released on both the Gamecube AND the Wii. Score! Retro or modern, this game appeals to all! Because […]

God of W- Shadow of th- Castlevania, Lords of Shadow

I’m happy to say that this game was a Christmas present, that way it isn’t me who has to deal with the shame of having purchased this blight. Castlevania, what the hell have you sunk to? I’m still having trouble accepting that the big “Castlevania” on the front cover isn’t being used ironically. This won’t […]

Game Review: Clive Barker’s Jericho

Clive Barker’s got a video game… And it’s called Jericho. Clive Barker’s Jericho. This is what would happen if Hellraiser and Call of Duty were fused together by Lucifer, and you can be pretty sure that’s what Clive’s going for here. Jericho’s running a storyline on steroids, and if you don’t believe it, check out […]

Brush Up on Your Folklore

Does anyone remember that 2007 Ps3 exclusive release with the funny looking cover that no one talked about? No? Not surprising. The shameful part is, Folklore is actually a very high quality game. The beauty of the explored worlds and creatures within, the intricate plot and web of lies slowly uncovered… It’s more like a […]