N64 Onslaught Part IV, Knife Edge Nose Gunner

This is definitely not one of those endearing childhood memory games. If anything, it’s the kind of game that you mention to a friend, then describe it for half an hour when they say they don’t remember it. And they still won’t remember it. Why? Because this is one of those games. This is… “The […]

WarioWorld, On Wealth and Weirdness

Dust off your Gamecubes, lads and lasses, cuz we’ve got a classic! I’m not really sure I’m comfortable reviewing WarioWorld, actually. This is one of the few games that actually managed to give me nightmares. Something about giving Wario his own demented dimension is akin to giving mankind the ability to shape the universe; VERY […]

Dark Souls Tips and Tricks Two

Ah, it’s good to take a third look at this loveable inevitably-a-classic masterpiece. And I mean that. Dark Souls is as much a high quality, enigmatic visual novel as it is an incredibly challenging third person RPG. But since I’ve already told you about all that, I’ll just kick away all the praise and tell […]

Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Fear Incarnate

What evil-minded sadistic group of assorted bastards and she-bastards would create such a wicked manifestation of pure horror such as this? Amnesia: The Dark Descent is an indie game, but mother of crap it’s the single most terrifying game I’ve ever played. Dead Space 2 and Condemned: Criminal Origins have nothing on this masterpiece of […]

Requiem: Memento Mori, Bloody Wow

First off, I’d like to clear up that this is an MMORPG stylistically similar to WoW but with powerful visual, thematic, and gimmicky differences that truly make it a fairly original game. While I may speak very positively of Requiem: Memento Mori, I must inform you here and now that free accounts generally do not […]

Killing Floor is Aptly Named

Alright, so normally I don’t review stuff on Steam, but I gotta say, Killing floor is one hell of a good game. It’s got its ups and downs, no doubt about that, but it’s honestly the first game of its kind that I’ve encountered. Not saying that I’ve played every video game to exist, but […]

Dead Space 2… Lights Out, Isaac

I’m pretty sure this was the game where they had a bunch of moms come in to marvel at the grody horror that was Dead Space 2’s various death cinematics and twisted Necromorphs. It was a stupid idea, seeing as selling a game based on blood and gore alone implies weak characters, plot, etc. However, […]

The Darkness II is Looking Bright… Sorta

Gosh I love The Darkness II. Jackie Estacado, Jackie boy, you just keep getting goddamned cooler every time I see you. Let’s start this thing off by covering the “already-goods” of The Darkness series. First off, the characterization. Due to the conniving and psychological nature of the Darkness, strong characters are more than necessary, and more […]

Dead Island Smells

I mean that in a metaphorical sense. The game stinks. Don’t get me wrong, it has its draws (maybe), but overall, it’ll probably leave you feeling pretty disappointed. I present to you an initial list of negative aspects: Most of not all characters are fugly. That matters to some people. Bad character/weapon to enemy difficulty […]

Dead Rising 2: Off the Record with FRANK WEST

Smile! You’re gonna. Have you ever wondered what would happen if Frank West took the place of Chuck Green in Dead Rising 2? If you have any sense of awesomeness, the answer is probably. For those of you who have been waiting with everlasting patience for the fabled sandbox mode to emerge from this tough […]