Archive for the ‘FPS Games’ Category

Antichamber, Think Outside the Blocks

Antichamber

I like games like Antichamber. Normally I don’t have a very large tolerance for puzzle shit, but “think outside the box” puzzle shit is fairly easy to stomach. That’s especially true with constant tidbits of helpful advice that apply to the real world as well as they do to the game world. I suppose it […]

Ps3 Gamer Zone’s Top Five Worst Games

If games like these keep coming out, the future of the gaming industry is bleak. These are five of the most unpleasant video games I’ve ever encountered, and as such, this list should be considered a practical means by which to avoid throwing money away on forgettable and un-fun games. Prepare yourself for an onslaught […]

Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon is for Real American Winners

Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon

Whoa dude, totally radical! It’s like I’m living in the past, man. I mean, like, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon should’ve totally been a standalone instead of an expansion, but like, you know, right? It’s chock full of positive messages, and it’s got totally gnarly graphics with neon stuff and lots of righteous weapons. Upgrade […]

Bioshock Infinite Redefines Reality

Bioshock Infinite

Yes. This game redefines reality. After you play it, everything in the universe changes and yet you aren’t aware of it because you too are altered. Deep, huh? There’s a certain ironic nuance between Bioshock Infinite and its two precursors. Where the first two are linked directly and bound to the same in-game universe, Bioshock […]

Skyrim Hearthfire DLC, or Skyrim Cribs

Skyrim Hearthfire

Bethesda finally says “I love you” to all the pack rats and completionists of Skyrim with Hearthfire. This content-over-quest DLC pack gives you all the space you need to store your goodies while offering you slight (keyword) customization of how your home looks. I say slight because the final product of each wing/room always looks […]

Condemned 2: Bloodshot, or Streets of Ethan

Condemned 2: Bloodshot

Condemned 2: Bloodshot definitely got a spot of the old sequelitis there. I wouldn’t go so far as to call it Condom Tutu Bloodshit, however. It’s still a valid segment of the Condemned series, despite the fact that it changes some things that could have done without changing. Where once little scribbled eyes would pop […]

Hawken Makes Mechs Look Pretty

Hawken

Hawken’s still in closed beta, but I’m going to go ahead and chat about it anyway. As an avid fan of action packed high-customization action packed mech fighters, I personally found this one to be strategic, aesthetic, entertaining, and jaw-shatteringly frustrating. Could just be the fact that I’m not into heavily competitive games, or that […]

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare Needs a Revolution

I’m not sure I entirely understand why Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is considered out of beta. I mean, I would assume that it’s because games out of beta can earn a bit of money by being sold as “complete games,” but Chivalry doesn’t fit that description. To be blunt, it’s a damned mess. The tutorial’s buggy […]

Borderlands 2 – Done and Done

Borderlands 2

There are a few things that I need to get out of the way to start off this follow up review on Borderlands 2. First, I didn’t actually beat the game before I stopped playing. Secondly, and relevant to the first, I lost an incredibly high level character to the troublesome savegame UI. I have […]

Borderlands 2 is Even More Borderlandsy

Borderlands 2

It’s been a while since I actually played Borderlands the first, and I didn’t bother with the DLC, so don’t expect many comparisons aside from the usual shit. The usual shit in this context means upgraded visuals, skill trees, user interface, firearm diversity, and even banter. Yes, there was a banter upgrade from Borderlands 1 […]

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