Posts Tagged ‘blood’

They Bleed Pixels Gotta Love Lovecraft

They Bleed Pixels

Surprise suprise, I’m playing a hardcore Meat Boy-esque combat-oriented action platformer. They Bleed Pixels is one of the games I got because I thought it looked good. Typically I try to avoid that kind of behavior, because… well, that goes without saying, but my point is that sometimes it pays off. Sometimes. Also, this is […]

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia – Tips and Tricks Two

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia

I’m back! And my body is ready. Ready to tell you how to beat the really hard Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia bosses, that is! If you’re like me and you want to collect one of every item in every game possible despite the tremendous difficulty and dedication required to do so, then you’ve come to […]

Skyrim’s Dawnguard DLC: A Big Game Made Better

Skyrim: Dawnguard

I’m pretty sure Skyrim was my first review, and in that review I was pretty discontent with the excess of glitches. Much to my surprise, the Dawnguard DLC expansion has thus far been free of any noteworthy bugs. I’ve crashed to desktop a few times, but the triple autosave mechanic makes that completely forgivable. So let’s get on […]

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare Needs a Revolution

I’m not sure I entirely understand why Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is considered out of beta. I mean, I would assume that it’s because games out of beta can earn a bit of money by being sold as “complete games,” but Chivalry doesn’t fit that description. To be blunt, it’s a damned mess. The tutorial’s buggy […]

Dishonored… Ah, Rats

Dishonored

Not another over-hyped first person game published by Bethesda… Do any of you ever feel like you have to watch out for some game companies? Do you ever see certain logos smeared across the front of video game cases and say to yourself, “Ah, crap. Not these guys,” and subsequently avoid said games like the […]

The Binding of Isaac: Of Sin, Hellfire, and Meat

The Binding of Isaac

The Binding of Isaac plays like the original Legend of Zelda would if it had no surface world and contained grotesque monsters reminiscent of Super Meat Boy plus the lower circles of Hell. Actually, that’s a much more astute observation than I meant it to be. While it was indeed developed by the same team […]

Prototype 2: Freshly Evolved, but a Bit Stale

Prototype 2

I’m not sure if Prototype 2 is on par with or better than Prototype, the First. I’ve played, according to my savegame, 54% of the game’s plot, and I haven’t been particularly wowed by anything I’ve seen so far. That shouldn’t lead you to believe that Prototype 2 isn’t worth getting, of course. Considering that […]

BloodRayne, A.K.A. Boobs Blood and Nazis Everywhere

BloodRayne

BloodRayne is meant for a certain kind of audience. A specific, even unique kind of audience. One that enjoys hot vampire chicks with jiggling breast physics, killing mutant rednecks, and dismembering Nazis possessed with demonic power. Between retractable arm blades and various salvaged firearms, there are a generous number of means to horribly dismember your […]

Requiem: Memento Mori, Bloody Wow

Requiem: Momento Mori

First off, I’d like to clear up that this is an MMORPG stylistically similar to WoW but with powerful visual, thematic, and gimmicky differences that truly make it a fairly original game. While I may speak very positively of Requiem: Memento Mori, I must inform you here and now that free accounts generally do not […]

Fat Princess Lets Them Eat Cake

Fat Princess

Feminists beware, you’re in for a scare. … No, I’m kidding. It’s a cute, whimsical game meant for multiplayer fun-time and boredom killing. It’s not some allegorical misogynist message saying that all women are fat and need to be saved by bearded midgets with squeaky voices. No, I’m not judging midgets with squeaky voices either. […]

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