Posts Tagged ‘guns’

Strike Suit Zero, Open-Space Gundam Style

Strike Suit Zero

Who said simple was a bad thing? Sure, we live in an age where every game has to have a unique mechanic that truly sets it apart from every other game that exists. But if you’ve argued video game originality, you know everything comes from something. That said, I present to you Strike Suit Zero, […]

Downward Spiral Knights

Spiral Knights

Say I took a Medieval clockwork theme and slapped it onto Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, and accidentally spilled some annoying MMO elements all over the place. That’s Spiral Knights in a nutshell. A warning to MMO seekers out there: Free to play means “pay to actually enjoy” more often than not. In this case, […]

Hawken Makes Mechs Look Pretty

Hawken

Hawken’s still in closed beta, but I’m going to go ahead and chat about it anyway. As an avid fan of action packed high-customization action packed mech fighters, I personally found this one to be strategic, aesthetic, entertaining, and jaw-shatteringly frustrating. Could just be the fact that I’m not into heavily competitive games, or that […]

Dishonored… Ah, Rats

Dishonored

Not another over-hyped first person game published by Bethesda… Do any of you ever feel like you have to watch out for some game companies? Do you ever see certain logos smeared across the front of video game cases and say to yourself, “Ah, crap. Not these guys,” and subsequently avoid said games like the […]

Borderlands 2 is Even More Borderlandsy

Borderlands 2

It’s been a while since I actually played Borderlands the first, and I didn’t bother with the DLC, so don’t expect many comparisons aside from the usual shit. The usual shit in this context means upgraded visuals, skill trees, user interface, firearm diversity, and even banter. Yes, there was a banter upgrade from Borderlands 1 […]

Dead Island, Second Take

Dead Island

I never ever thought I’d come back to Dead Island. I mean, after playing through as the blade-wielding glass cannon Xian and getting murdered in half a second whenever anything more than a basic zombie slapped me, I was pretty much done. But, my desire for open-world zombie re-murdering was too strong, and I found […]

BloodRayne, A.K.A. Boobs Blood and Nazis Everywhere

BloodRayne

BloodRayne is meant for a certain kind of audience. A specific, even unique kind of audience. One that enjoys hot vampire chicks with jiggling breast physics, killing mutant rednecks, and dismembering Nazis possessed with demonic power. Between retractable arm blades and various salvaged firearms, there are a generous number of means to horribly dismember your […]

Run and Gun with Shadow the Hedgehog

Shadow the Hedgehog

Let’s pretend for a second that you work for Sega and need to come up with an idea for a new, awesome, popular Sonic game. They don’t give you a lot to work with, just saying that they want it to be modern and relevant. So you give Shadow the Hedgehog his own game with […]

Armored Core V, Not You Too

Armored Core V

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I do not want to review this piece of shit of a game. I know I’m supposed to wait before I dump personal opinions into reviews, maybe offer a view of the gameplay mechanics first, but this game is such a goddamned disappointment. I’m no novice […]

Acceleration of Suguri X Edition Takes Off

Acceleration of Suguri X Edition

This is a very obscure game. I mean, I haven’t heard a thing about it or any prior versions up until I encountered it browsing through the Playstation Network. Even then, I just bought it on a whim, as the game itself was less than ten dollars. Million dollar question, how can a cheap PsN […]

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