Warframe, Good First Impressions

For some reason, my tolerance for MMOs is critically low. I know I’m expected to spend a lot of time on them in order to actually start enjoying them, but I prefer games that provide players with a constant sense of progression. Warframe, to my surprise, does just that with an oddly intuitive equipment crafting […]

Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, Ezio’s Gone Senile

Seriously. The climbing controls are difficult to manipulate even with experience. Ezio is obsessed with jumping to his death. Analysis: Free roam is magnificent, everything else is goddamned annoying. The fact that the bonus goals (full synchronization) are so convenient to achieve yet easy to fail makes everything worse. Say, for example, you’re trying to […]

Infamous 2: What the Hell, Cole?

Did he like, lose a bunch of weight then a testicle or something? Why are you suddenly like a dopey angsty teenager? I’ve never complained about sequel characterization, but what the funk is going on here? In Infamous the first, Cole MacGrath was a rational, stoic guy who was just looking to do the right […]