Dishonored… Ah, Rats

Not another over-hyped first person game published by Bethesda… Do any of you ever feel like you have to watch out for some game companies? Do you ever see certain logos smeared across the front of video game cases and say to yourself, “Ah, crap. Not these guys,” and subsequently avoid said games like the […]

Blinx 2: Masters of Time and Space, and Also Customization

The name is a little grandiose in my earnest opinion, seeing as it would imply that the playable characters have ascended to a status akin to godhood. However, that should not make you think that this game is of poor quality. In Blinx 2: Master of Time and Space, you either play as cats with […]

Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, Ezio’s Gone Senile

Seriously. The climbing controls are difficult to manipulate even with experience. Ezio is obsessed with jumping to his death. Analysis: Free roam is magnificent, everything else is goddamned annoying. The fact that the bonus goals (full synchronization) are so convenient to achieve yet easy to fail makes everything worse. Say, for example, you’re trying to […]

DotA 2, a Step Up from Warcraft III

Dota 2’s been out (closed to open beta) a while now. I think it’s about time I shed some light on how it’s treated me. The predominant factor is the shift from the Warcraft III custom game editor engine to an engine designed specifically for the game. For nostalgia fans, this might be too dramatic […]