Downward Spiral Knights

Say I took a Medieval clockwork theme and slapped it onto Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, and accidentally spilled some annoying MMO elements all over the place. That’s Spiral Knights in a nutshell. A warning to MMO seekers out there: Free to play means “pay to actually enjoy” more often than not. In this case, […]

Dungeon Defenders, Wall ’em and Maul ’em

Sometimes you want to play a third person fantasy action RPG. Sometimes you want to play a versatile fantasy tower defense. And sometimes, you get so excited about playing both, you can’t decide which one’s for you. So how about both? Did you want to play with your friends too? Well, excellent! Dungeon Defenders is […]

Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, Canvas the Castle

Get it? You do? Then why aren’t you laughing? Nostalgic but new, Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (for the Nintendo DS) maintains the familiar 2D-platformer aspect of their earlier games while smoothly adding in a wide array of weapons, spells, and sub-weapons with which to violently beat your macabre enemies to death. Or re-death, as the […]

BloodRayne, A.K.A. Boobs Blood and Nazis Everywhere

BloodRayne is meant for a certain kind of audience. A specific, even unique kind of audience. One that enjoys hot vampire chicks with jiggling breast physics, killing mutant rednecks, and dismembering Nazis possessed with demonic power. Between retractable arm blades and various salvaged firearms, there are a generous number of means to horribly dismember your […]

Soul Calibur V: Tips and Tricks

This is a follow-up post on the actual game review of Soul Calibur V that will provide you with the means to enjoy this game to the max! Yeah! It won’t be very long. I’ll cover character unlocks, equipment unlocks, XP farming, and a few tips on certain characters. First, I’ll cover the unlockable characters: […]

The Legacy of Soul Calibur V

Yeah, that’s right. I played this game for one day, and now I’m ready to proclaim that it’s legendary. It’s addicting. It’s beautiful. It’s abnormally good. Soul Calibur fans are helpless in the face of this glorious shard of gaming masterpiece. I need to start talking about the ups and downs, otherwise I’ll start gushing. […]