N64 Onslaught Part VII, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

This is one of the largest games for the N64, so I’m afraid I’m going to have to do what I’ll term a sparknotes review of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Completionists beware, you’re in for utter Hell on Earth levels of obsession, because there’s a whole lot of stuff in here, and there […]

Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Midna’s Bitch

That’s right. That’s what you are. I’ll get to why you’re her bitch and who she even is in a little bit, but first, I would like to say how pleased I am that this game was released on both the Gamecube AND the Wii. Score! Retro or modern, this game appeals to all! Because […]